Be It Resolved

It’s a new year, and tradition dictates that resolutions be made. So, let 2013 be the year that you resolve to free yourself from the bonds of worn-out bromides.

This year:

  • Feel free to reinvent the wheel. Everything can use a refresh, even this timeless circular object that revolves on an axle.
  • Be someone other than yourself. In the words of Mark Twain, “’Be Yourself’ is the worst advice you can give some people.”
  • Keep your eye off the ball. Better to watch for the bat.
  • Avoid wearing the shoe just because it fits. Style matters too, people.
  • Think inside the box. It’s quieter and more conducive to contemplation.
  • Skip the low hanging fruit. Get yourself an inexpensive ladder and go after the high stuff.
  • Hit the ground walking. Unless you’re being chased, running is overrated. Plus, 9 times out of ten, if you hit the ground running, you’ll  face-plant.
  • Bear it, but no grinning. Grinning in the face of adversity just makes you look like a psycho.
  • Take it two days at a time. Double your results!

And make sure to “Do” all those cliché “Don’ts”:

  • Burn the candle at both ends. You’ll get twice the light.
  • Go there. Sometimes the discomfort of others can be fun.
  • Judge a book by its cover. It’s much, much faster that way.
  • Put the cart before the horse. Horses are good at pushing, too.
  • Make a mountain out of a molehill. Especially if you want a mountain and not a molehill.
  • Look a gift horse in the mouth. Some gifts have really, really bad teeth.
  • Shoot the messenger. Often they’re asking for it.

Follow this sage advice, and I guarantee 2013 will be vastly different from 2012. Possibly even better.

asd

Today’s Fact Cetera

Coffee is made from seeds, not beans.

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